Jimbo's Rants Backed by SCIENCE!

If you're not an asshole and read my post from yesterday, then you'll enjoy this! One of my gillions of subscribers and AVID reader of my shitty blog, my friend Jason from Seattle, WA, just shared with me an article that completely supports everything I had to say about the Maserati car commercial. The best part? It's backed with SCIENCE! Science, motherfuckers! Fucking SCIENCE 'n shit, bitch!

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2014 Super Bowl Commercial Reviews!

It's that time of year again, folks! The big day where everyone watches the "Big Game" and pigs out on shitty but awesome snack foods. You don't have to be a fan of American football to enjoy this unofficial holiday. It's kinda like Thanksgiving 2.0. Except that the yelling and screaming is directed towards the television, not relatives. And actually, the big day was yesterday.

One reason a lot of people watch the Super Bowl is to see all the nifty new advertising campaigns during commercial breaks. After seeing a few of these, I felt I had to offer my thoughts on some of them. I just simply HAVE TO! So let's jump right in!

First up, the Maserati commercial...