FACEBOOK!

Ok kids, 

per request of His Majesty's Royal Heinie, 

Warrior of the Outback Steakhouse Wasteland, 

the Ayatollah of Rock and Rollah,

HUMUN... er...I mean

Swollen Goods, (aka Mr. Goods), 

and my bitchy cousin Rebbecca...

I officially announce the official announcement of my new

 FACEBOOK PAGE!!!

Marshall's Ball Blog

http://ouchmyballsblog.wordpress.com/

Now hold on just one second there folks! I know what you're thinking... "Oh boy! Jimbo's at it again talking about balls or pumping or cocksnot, and liberally abusing the "fuck" word with his usual complete disregard for taste and decorum again." Well.... 

YOU'RE WRONG!!!

Mossberg 590

This is the only video you'll ever need to see of a boy and his new shotgun. After months and months of saving up I finally got one. I've wanted on for years, and now I have it! 
A few tips on how to enjoy this video that I EXHAUSTIVELY worked on for several weeks...

A Very Important Message

A very important message by yours truly. A PSA, if you will. I hope you'll watch this entire video I made where I discuss a major lifestyle change. I usually do a lot of joking around or whatever, but this is in all seriousness. It's a bit lengthy, as I tend to ramble on, and go into these things shooting from the hip. It's very important to me that you all watch this, I appreciate it.

   

Off to New Zealand!

We Woulda Humped in an Alternate Universe

Going down memory lane the other day, and thought I'd share these FANTASTIC photoshop jobs by my dear friend from Down Under, Piter aka: Mr Goods!

!!!WARNING!!!

Some of the following images may be disturbing, 

And some of them are most certainly GRAPHIC!

!!!NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!!

!!!PUT THE CHILDREN TO BED!!!

Enjoy!

Jimbo the Driver

Pride Nexus

I'm sure you folks remember the "Nexus" from the movie Star Trek: Generations. Oh, you don't? Because you're a traitorous piece of shit? Well then, allow me to refresh your memory....